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Goal Post #3

posted May 16, 2011, 10:47 PM by Jim Magrogan

Vol. 2 # 3, 2011

The Mother of All Coed Soccer Newsletters

The Weekly Diary of the COED Soccer Dream

With the Red Hot Chili Peppers (or should I say the Stone Cold Overcooked Turnips) laying the foundation for the other seven teams all those suggestions that the teams were rigged for my personal benefit can surely now be buried 6 feet under with all my personal hopes and aspirations of making the CONCACAF COE Champions League before I turn 55. Along with the Wright Stuff, the RHCP (or SCOT) have found nothing but the wrong stuff. Meanwhile Lift ‘n Pints and the Blue Mooners have reached the mountain top of perfection; but this Thursday something has to give as our first “big match” of the season kicks off on the spacious acres of NV3 with these mighty titans squaring off. Will Vlad give Chad the slip or will Chad impale Vlad? Come to Coney to find out just how much blood was spilled. Yes the leagues’ most potent offense comes up against the Great Wall of Chad (or China ) or is just another Maginot Line to hang one’s washing upon?

Slice and dice the numbers beyond the actual results and everyone can find hope to keep their slender dreams of glory alive. Consider this set of statistics as an example. The RHCP (or SCOT) have conceded 9 goals while accumulating zero points. On the other side of the ref’s coin are the Blue Mooners: also conceders of 9 goals but they have accumulated a perfect 9 points. Go figure, draw your own conclusions. But as they say (I think), number crunching is the refuge of scoundrels and cellar dwellers. Keep hope alive!

 Results May 5th

Lift ‘n Pints 1 v 0 Mt Rose Chuters

Wright Stuff 4 v 5 Blue Mooners

Pink Panthers 3 v 1 Chaingang

Red Hot Chili Peppers 1 v 2 AARP

Games May 12th

Lift ‘n Pints v Blue Mooners NV2

Wright Stuff v Pink Panthers NV3

Red Hot Chili Peppers v Chaingang NV1

Mt Rose Chuters v AARP RENO HIGH

2011 RSCSL Standings

Team

P

W

L

T

GF

GA

GD

Reds

Pts

Blue Mooners

3

3

0

0

17

9

8

9

Lift-n-Pints

3

3

0

0

8

3

5

9

Mt Rose Chuters

3

2

1

0

6

3

3

6

Pink Panthers

3

2

1

0

9

8

1

6

AARP

3

1

1

1

4

6

-2

4

Chaingang

3

0

2

1

5

10

-5

1

Wright Stuff

3

0

3

0

7

11

-4

0

Red Hot Chili Peppers

3

0

3

0

3

9

-6

0

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